Mystery T-Shirt 3 Pack

In the darkened ally, the man answers my question with a question of his own.

I am speechless.

As I look to the street and see the festive faces pass by, I think back upon the time I first met this man, surrounded by the faint brushstrokes of the 17th century masters. The man is funny and engaging. He's wearing a mysterious t-shirt with an interesting print on it. From the scar under his eye and relaxed walk, I instantly know that he understands the world just a little better than me.

I don't know what to say other than, "Where did you get that t-shirt?"
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Mystery t-shirt 3 pack! Select your size and we will hand pick three mysterious shirts for you. Each shirt will be printed and will most likely have a military theme but as always, you never know what you're gonna get. 3 shirts for $12.92, how can you go wrong?!

** Due to the mysterious nature of this item, no returns are allowed.**