One morning, when you awoke from troubled dreams, you find yourself transformed in your bed into a kangaroo. You lay on your strong back legs, and if you lifted your head a little you could see your brown belly, slightly domed and divided with a single pocket. The bedding was hardly able to cover it and seemed ready to slide off any moment. Your tiny arms, pitifully thin compared with the size of the rest of you, waved about helplessly as you looked.
"What's happened to me?" you think. It wasn't a dream.
But the real mystery is, what is that pouch?!
Unlock the mystery by ordering the Mystery Pouch Pack. For the low mysterious price of $14.44, you will have 1 to 5 pouches hand selected for you. They might be new or used, made of leather, canvas, nylon, cotton, or some alien material never before seen by mankind. Made to hold medical supplies, or ammunition, or maybe even handcuffs, you'll have a great time finding new and unique things to put in your pouches. While this deal is surrounded in mystery, one thing is for sure.... making this text invisible is a neat trick, isn't it?
** Due to the mysterious nature of this item, no returns are allowed.**