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Gunnery Sgt. R. Lee Ermey P.T. Figure

sku# CA315

Price: $54.99

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Gunnery Sgt. R. Lee Ermey reporting for duty!

AUDIO SCRIPT:
PT is good for you, PT is good for me. Pain is weakness leaving the body. U-rah.
Get on your face and start pushing.
I expect 110% right now, or I will drive your dick in the dirt.
Were you born that fat, or did you have to eat your entire family to achieve those results?
Cellulite!
Well any day sweetheart! That's right, don't make any effort. I mean, don't bother to go the extra mile, scumbag.
You've got enough blubber hanging off of your fat frame to feed a family of Eskimos for a week.
Put some gas into it, numbnuts. You move slower than old people %*^*.
Why are you effecting the quality of my life?
You disgust me, you unorganized pile of grabastic ^**&!
I'll PT you until you die!

Arguably the most famous Marine alive today, Ermey is well-known for his roles in Toy Story, Full Metal Jacket, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and is currently the host of the History Channel's most popular show, Mail Call. Before he turned to acting, Ermey instilled fear and respect into recruits, bringing out the best in our troops.
P.T. Ermey is ready to motivate you, or anyone that you think needs motivation. This figure shouts a variety of phrases guaranteed to make you move, and the drill instructor doesn't take kindly to lollygagging or laughing! This Motivational Figure(TM) is packed in a full color box that features the Marine Instructor's Creed, Ermey's biography and filmography, and a 'try me' feature.

The PT R. Lee Ermey 12 inch Figure features:

  • Authentic R. Lee Ermey likeness
  • Fully articulated body with 30+ points of articulation
  • USMC Sweatshirt, pants, and boots
  • Campaign Hat
  • Full-size whistle for your own motivational purposes
  • 12" figure display stand with a print of the USMC logo




 

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